October 2009

Man pleasin poor boys

This one needs no introductions. And yes, it printed on an ad.

More White board shenanigans...

Failed Superheros

This is where all the superheros in the world went to retire. Sad, but apparently true if it is in print.

Twits

Some of our typos are seriously funny. Instead of cinnamon twists, we are selling cinnamon TWITS. As if the world doesn't have enough of those already.

Unwanted Gifts

How poop gets on there every time is beyond me. This wasn't one of the best as far as creativity goes, but whatever. Here is another for the Wall of Shame:

To the untrained eye, this looks like a great coupon, but it is not for Chicken Grillers. It is for chicken grillers. You know, all that nuclear waste finally came in handy. We've created a mix of chicken and fish. Ewwww.

Addition to the wall of shame

So Associated Food Stores is going "healthy" they say. For my work anniversary, they gave me a walking stick. It is "shock resistant" and" hand-made excellence!" It is the same thing they give to everyone every year. Last year it was a logo encrusted duffle bag. Both adorn my office now--one with about a years worth of dust.

I cannot argue that these are very functional gifts. I'd even bet that they are rather pricey. Still I don't have a duffle to put in my bag, nor would I know where to buy a duffle to place in there. The walking stick, however, has already come in very useful. I have walked all the way to the copier and back without falling. Imagine! Whatever did I do before. I can't even remember my life before my walking stick. Even more, I beat of three undesireable artists and one list of things to do. I already have plans, once I am an old fart, to shake it at neighborhood kids and scream off my porch, "get off my lawn!"

Butt One

Here's another great one! How exactly would you "BUT" one so that you could get one free?

Wall Of Shame

Sometimes it isn't the artists fault that we have mistakes. Sometimes its the directions we get. These are supposed to say "Delete all BAKERY..." and the rest are pretty self explanatory. Gotta love it!

Gene Splicing

My team is truly weird. Even when we are having to be ahead of schedule for upcoming holidays, they always take time to draw something in passing. The split faced guy in the center was due to Garin asking "Who is Gene?" We had to explain to him that it wasn't a PERSON!

Letters J,K,L